THREE PROOFS


Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish:
	1 He went into his fathers business
	2 He lived at home until the age of 33
 	3 He was sure that his mother was a virgin
	  and his mother was sure that he was God
Three proofs that Jesus was Irish:
	1 He never got married
	2 He never had a steady job
	3 His last request was for a drink
Three proofs that Jesus was Mexican:
	1 His first name was Jesus
	2 He was always in trouble with the law
	3 His mother did not know who his father was
Three proofs that Jesus was Italian:
	1 He talked with his hands
	2 He had wine with every meal
	3 He didn't disrespect prostitutes
Three proofs that Jesus was black:
	1 He called everyone brother
	2 He had no permanent address
	3 Nobody would hire him
Three proofs that Jesus was a Californian:
	1 He never cut his hair
	2 He walked around barefoot
	3 He invented a new religion