Sayings that should be on buttons

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
Do I look like a freaking people person?
I started out with nothing and still have must of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
You! Off my planet!
I like cats, too. Let's exchanges recipes.
Suburbia: where they tear out trees and then name streets after them.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
Back off! You're standing in my aura.
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.