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Jokes

Here are some funny things I have received from friends; none of these are my own work.

• London Airport Announcements - Funny as hell, I wish I had thought of that!

• The world according to the US

• The US government has a new website

• Answering machine message

• Things that should be on buttons

• Chinese Torture - That's gotta hurt!

• What is consensus? - As most cliches, it's true.

• Dear God - Questions from kids to god

• Tips for the pub - Advice you'll remember

• Drunk - Priest and alcohol

• Girls are evil - Mathematical proof of the obvious

• Heaven and Hell - More true cliches

• How woman think about men - Refresh your memory

• Luser FAQ - From alt.tech-support.recovery, can't remember the poster

• Male of Female - Is your computer female?

• Men beware! - Insidious women

• Murders - Sick but funny

• Revocation of Independence - Excellent British humour.

• Sleeping - What to say when caught sleeping at your desk

• Spell Checker - What Word does for you

• Three Proofs - More funny cliches

• Voodoo Penis - For the over 18

• Womans English - Understand your woman

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